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Gaby, sixteen, english, hufflepuff. I track my own tag. Talk to me if you need anything. If you're an anglophile I hate you already. Thank you for looking at my blog/ following me poppet!
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My dog does the usain bolt pose sometimes

vanehwasreal:

amazing

idkitstommy:

idkitstommy:

I do not know this guy but the yearbook staff added a photo of him with his dick showing
AND NOW EVERY YEARBOOK HAS THIS PICTURE OF HIM
BEST SENIOR PRANK

WHY IS THIS NOT 90,000 NOTES YET

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

“you’re an adult now”

“you need to choose a career”

“you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”

hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.

whybenedict:

finallyseason3:

whybenedict:

how the fuck does someone almost “purred” in fanfiction. whenever i see that i magine they actually (almost) purred like a cat.

wh ata the fjck

make me choose → luna or neville (asked by thenworld)

ohsofili:

_{katoakenshield asked: durmstrang institute or beauxbatons academy of magic?}

asgardreid:

thestormscrolls:

ok so this just hit me

humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.

so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?

Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

—

Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

She really did, actually.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via theuppitynegras)

This website always takes me to new places LMAO

(via seeceej)

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

wtfhistory:

anrisaryn:

landofstories:

startrekspeare:

“what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better

also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.

HISTORY

ooh it got better.

I’m sorry to burst your bubble but our monarchy is actually sexist. This happens because the title of king is held above that of queen, so if a king gets married, his wife can be called queen and he will still be the main ruler of the country. If a queen is in power and she marries, if the husband was then called a king he would outrank her, so he must be titled as prince for the queen to continue her reign whilst being wed.

claphne:

whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city

but I’m just someone passing by